Hello. We are the coolest band in the world. Everything you have ever heard about us is true. We are fucking crazy and we are very brave. We booked a 45-country, 3-month world tour by ourselves and we didn’t die, although we almost did a bunch of times. We have played in fucking China, and…
had to cancel our last show yesterday because I broke my right wrist. my life is now fucked for a month.
—-Daniel joins the broken ranks.
HORSE THE BAND
remember that their singer fell on the edge of the floor and fainted. My little brother stood right beside him, somehow picked him up and the bandmembers brought the guy straight to the hospital. Nice show!
ACTUALLY…… Nathan was lifted off the stage and dropped on his head. Knocking him out and breaking a pizza slice shaped bone off of his shoulder. It was o.k though, he is powered by Niacin.











