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mpiedlourde: HORSE the band - Crippled by Pizza (Pizzarrhea in...

rbloglax — Sun, 19 May 2013 18:53:15 -0400

HORSE the band - Crippled by Pizza (Pizzarrhea in the Pizzeria)

Pizza, 2006.

PRESS RELEASE:
LOS ANGELES, Calif. - June, 3, 2006 - Amidst rampant media speculation, HORSE the band today announced they have returned home early from their direct support gig on “The Stampeding Machines Tour” with headliners the Great Gatsby’s and openers Portugal the band and Forever Durden, cancelling all remaining shows.

The news may come as no surprise to some, as the band posted two cryptic bulletins on their myspace.com (a social networking site) page two days ago. Claiming their departure from the tour was “due to pizza”, HORSE left many of their fans in a bewildered uproar, many of whom are just now recovering.

14 suicides, mostly in upstate New York, were reported as of midnight last night. Many took place at the actual shows when it was announced that HORSE would not be playing, after the promoters saw fit to withhold the information until tickets had been purchased and used.

The band’s official statement follows in full:

“Scum. We left that tour because we ate really, really, really good pizza in Lou Malnati’s in Chicago with Dave’s grandparents. The pizza was such that we were inspired by God to write music of the kind not heard in this world since Mozart was fed his first currywurst. A copy of Nietzsche’s “The Gay Science” was onhand and for 2 days we struggled with the question posed in “the Greatest Weight” passage, which follows. In essence, it asks the reader to examine their every action if they had to repeat their lives exactly for all eternity, begging the question in each and every thing, “Do you desire this once more, and innumerable times more?”

We couldn’t decide if we should stay in Chicago and keep eating pizza for the rest of our lives. But after two days of rigorous theory, we realized we had to write divine music about the pizza. We decided to drive home immediately and write and record a 5-song EP called “Pizza” before Sounds of the Underground and Warped Tour started. God was there.

Have not read this in a while. Powerful memories. Wicked Decisions.

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rbloglax — Tue, 07 May 2013 18:07:00 -0400

Look at the clock.

rbloglax — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:29:00 -0400

Look

the clock.

A Nice Show

rbloglax — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:16:47 -0400

A Nice Show

Horse is for the children

rbloglax — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 10:25:18 -0400

Horse is for the children

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rbloglax — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 10:48:32 -0400

I had a dream last night that you gentlemen played a show in my town. You played three songs and then a local band wanted to play so you let them. You all went for a swim in a man-made lake and I told you not to because it was gross. I asked if you wanted to go do something and you said yes and then I woke up. Essentially

rbloglax — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 20:16:41 -0500

Deep in the craggy, gosyylith waters of Pericol Plausters.

Just to say, your performance at Hevy Festival is going to make my year, and I promise the crowd won't stand there like dumb fucks.

rbloglax — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 10:01:34 -0500

Don’t do any of that spin kick dog shit.

Just explode full of love.

"Lif is a meaningless toilet. Your lif is a toilet. My lif is a toilet. They are garbage. Meaningless..."

rbloglax — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:28:42 -0500

““Lif is a meaningless toilet. Your lif is a toilet. My lif is a toilet. They are garbage. Meaningless and as worthless as shit. Once you embrace this you are free. Feelings of negativity associated with this philosophy are only reflections of ones self importance and desire for gain or stature or the rooting of such things in your value system. All our value systems, the things we like, don’t like….. once you throw all that in the toilet and step outside ‘the grid’ of you, you will be free. Free to enjoy a tree. Free to fade away from conversation and perspective. You will be gone, enjoying the world from a ‘gods eye’ view. It’s science.””

Hatebreed, Comeback Kid, Tigers Jaw, The Menzingers and More Announced for Hevy 2013

rbloglax — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:29:18 -0500

already-heardmusic:

Hevy Festival has announced the first set of bands for this years festival.

Joining Black Flag for the three day festival are:

Hatebreed (UK Festival Exclusive)
Comeback Kid (UK Festival Exclusive)
Horse the Band (UK Exclusive Appearance)
Tigers Jaw
The Menzingers
Circle Takes the Square (UK Festival Exclusive)
Metz
Full of Hell (UK Festival Exclusive)
Code Orange Kids (UK Festival Exclusive)
Bossk
Heights
Palm Reader
MINE
The Catharsis

Hevy Festival 2013 will take place at Port Lympne Animal Park in Kent from August 2nd to 4th. The festival promises 80 bands across four stages.

Tickets are on sale for £99 at hevy.co.uk.

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Always important live in South Africa

rbloglax — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 12:15:11 -0500

Always important

live in South Africa

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rbloglax — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:32:16 -0500

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rbloglax — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:32:07 -0500

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rbloglax — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:31:58 -0500

“HI!”

rbloglax — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 18:42:17 -0500

“HI!”

anegrao: Erik Engstrom / Earth Tour

rbloglax — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:43:46 -0500

anegrao:

Erik Engstrom / Earth Tour

/////////: HORSE the Band's biography

rbloglax — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:07:17 -0500

/////////: HORSE the Band's biography:

dontbendascend:

Hello. We are the coolest band in the world. Everything you have ever heard about us is true. We are fucking crazy and we are very brave. We booked a 45-country, 3-month world tour by ourselves and we didn’t die, although we almost did a bunch of times. We have played in fucking China, and…

Honorary HTB Member # 1

rbloglax — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 09:21:42 -0500

Honorary HTB Member # 1

S. Plopp ala bEAST

rbloglax — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 13:59:28 -0500

S. Plopp ala bEAST

danieldavid: had to cancel our last show yesterday because I...

rbloglax — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:59:32 -0500

danieldavid:

had to cancel our last show yesterday because I broke my right wrist. my life is now fucked for a month.

—-Daniel joins the broken ranks.